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another blonde joke
PKA051 Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:32 pm
What does a blonde say after two more years of college?
Would you like fries with that?
Would you like fries with that?
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Re: another blonde joke
PKA051 Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:35 pm
Why don't blondes like to breast feed their children?
Because it hurts when they boil their nipples.
Because it hurts when they boil their nipples.
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PKA051 Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:39 pm
Why does a blonde smile at lightning?
She thinks she's getting her picture taken.
She thinks she's getting her picture taken.
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Admin Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:56 pm
A blonde bought an a.m. radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night.
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Re: another blonde joke
Admin Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:57 pm
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
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Admin Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:58 pm
Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One. The rest are all true stories
A: One. The rest are all true stories
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Admin Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:58 pm
What do blonde women put behind their ears to attract men?
Their ankles.
Their ankles.
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Admin Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:01 pm
Two blondes were shopping at the mall. When they were done, they went out to their car, which happened to be an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stood there and thought for a while.
Then one of the girls had the bright idea to try to open the car with a coat hanger, so she started fiddling with the lock. The other blonde looked up at the sky, became very worried, and pleaded,
"HURRY, HURRY, IT'S GOING TO RAIN AND WE LEFT THE TOP DOWN!"
Then one of the girls had the bright idea to try to open the car with a coat hanger, so she started fiddling with the lock. The other blonde looked up at the sky, became very worried, and pleaded,
"HURRY, HURRY, IT'S GOING TO RAIN AND WE LEFT THE TOP DOWN!"
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Admin Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:02 pm
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"
"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.
One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"
"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.
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just another blonde joke
kaosjesbear Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:53 pm
(a)how do u keep a blonde bizzy- see B
(b)how do u keep a blonde bizzy- see A
(b)how do u keep a blonde bizzy- see A
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how do u keep a blond busy all day
kaosjesbear Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:11 pm
How do you keep a blonde busy all day.
Write "Turn Over" on two sides of a piece of paper.
Write "Turn Over" on two sides of a piece of paper.
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