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4 ways of sex

Post  PKA051 on Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:20 pm

There are essentially four kinds of sex …

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you’ve been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say “FUCK YOU”.

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you’ve got.
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Post  S.K.I.D.K.I.D on Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:12 pm

lol so tru so tru Laughing

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