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Post  PKA051 on Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:32 pm

What does a blonde say after two more years of college?

Would you like fries with that?
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Re: another blonde joke

Post  PKA051 on Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:34 pm

What did the blonde call her pet zebra?

Spot.
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Post  PKA051 on Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:35 pm

How do blonde's brain cells die?

Alone.
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Post  PKA051 on Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:35 pm

Why don't blondes like to breast feed their children?

Because it hurts when they boil their nipples.
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Post  PKA051 on Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:39 pm

Why does a blonde smile at lightning?

She thinks she's getting her picture taken.
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Post  Admin on Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:56 pm

A blonde bought an a.m. radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night.

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Post  Admin on Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:57 pm

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

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Post  Admin on Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:58 pm

Q: How many blonde jokes are there?

A: One. The rest are all true stories

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Re: another blonde joke

Post  Admin on Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:58 pm

What do blonde women put behind their ears to attract men?
Their ankles.

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Post  Admin on Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:01 pm

Two blondes were shopping at the mall. When they were done, they went out to their car, which happened to be an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stood there and thought for a while.
Then one of the girls had the bright idea to try to open the car with a coat hanger, so she started fiddling with the lock. The other blonde looked up at the sky, became very worried, and pleaded,
"HURRY, HURRY, IT'S GOING TO RAIN AND WE LEFT THE TOP DOWN!"

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Post  Admin on Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:02 pm

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"
"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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just another blonde joke

Post  kaosjesbear on Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:53 pm

(a)how do u keep a blonde bizzy- see B
(b)how do u keep a blonde bizzy- see A

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how do u keep a blond busy all day

Post  kaosjesbear on Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:11 pm

How do you keep a blonde busy all day.

Write "Turn Over" on two sides of a piece of paper.

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Re: another blonde joke

Post  S.K.I.D.K.I.D on Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:23 am

stupid blondes lol jamie jks lol

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lol jake

Post  kaosjesbear on Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:57 am

sooooooo true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol! afro flower scratch study elephant queen jocolor geek rendeer farao king albino cherry santa drunken Sleep sunny Basketball cheers bom rabbit bounce confused affraid alien cat monkey pig pirat tongue silent pale No @ cyclops clown What a Face Like a Star @ heaven Suspect I love you Question Idea Arrow Neutral

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