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another 1 liner
PKA051 Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:57 pm
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.
The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.
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Re: another 1 liner
PKA051 Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:57 pm
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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Re: another 1 liner
PKA051 Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:23 pm
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
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PKA051 Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:27 pm
"The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it."
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PKA051 Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:28 pm
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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