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Post  PKA051 on Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:57 pm

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.
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Post  PKA051 on Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:57 pm

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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Post  PKA051 on Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:23 pm

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
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Post  PKA051 on Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:27 pm

"The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it."
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Post  PKA051 on Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:28 pm

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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Post  S.K.I.D.K.I.D on Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:03 am

hahahaha mad jokes

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